Millie and Grandma came home from Kinder.
Grandma: 'I have to go to the toilet.'
Millie: 'Can't you hold on?'
(If only she knew!!!!)
(Millie, a couple of hours later, discovering Grandma on the loo again): 'Not again!'
Another time recently she smelled the deodorant spray in our bathroom and said 'That smells like vanilla!' (It was vanilla flavoured!)
And a couple of days ago there were enthusiastic

Now it's my turn to look after Bella. It's a beautiful Autumn day in Melbourne, so we'll go for a walk.
Rowland Croucher (Grandpa)